By James Proimos
Roaring Brook Press, $9.99, 128 pages
ISBN 9781596435957

Borrowing from Greek mythology, James Proimos tells the tale of 16-year-old Hercules Martino, who makes a bold statement at his father’s funeral. After proclaiming his father the backside of a donkey, Hercules is sent to Baltimore to finish the summer living at his Uncle Anthony’s home. Once Hercules arrives, he’s handed a list of twelve tasks, including finding the best pizza place in town, mucking stalls at a horse farm, and completing seven job interviews, which must be completed in twelve days. Will Hercules accomplish his mission? And more importantly, will he discover the secret that tore apart his father and uncle years ago?

“I slowly walk up to the front of the church. I stand at the podium. I clear my throat.

“He was an ass. My father was a complete and total ass.”"

Proimos creates a young, energetic protagonist in 12 Things to Do Before You Crash and Burn. Despite being a quick read, the book’s natural rhythm and flow truly capture an authentic voice and modernize an epic story. The main character’s personality shines, bringing a sharp sense of humor and curiosity that will connect with readers of any age. I found myself laughing out loud over and over at Hercules’ antics.

Reviewed by LuAnn Schindler